Fat Neck!

I just love family get togethers. You never know what interesting tidbits you might get; great compliments, innocent jabs (or are they?). Last night we went over to Neil's dad's house for our monthly Koelle get together. His grandma was there and having just got back from spending time out of state with her daughter, it was the first time we've seen her for a couple of months. Now to really understand all that will be said, you must know that something like this comes out of her mouth at every family get together. Sometimes I feel quite offended and other times I try to just laugh it off as the ramblings of an old woman. Last night, I had just sat down with my 2 subs on small rolls, and Grandma Jean pipes up... Tammie, you look like you've lost some weight in your face and neck! Wow Grandma, thanks so much for letting me know I had a fat face and neck! Fat Neck??? Can I even have a fat neck? I didn't realize that I should worry about the percentage of fat I have on my neck! Thanks so much for pointing that out to me and from now on I will try to keep my neck in better shape!
The night goes on... "While I was at Nancy's, Tammie, she got a recipe email from you. Nancy guesses you must have a lot of time on your hands." Well Gee, lets think about it... what do I do? What does my day consist of? Oh yeah, I sit around watching soap operas all day long,eating and letting my neck get fat! So I came home, somewhat put off by that comment. and I go through my list of things that I do pretty much on a daily basis. Breakfast, baths, brush hair, brush teeth, nurse Travis, change diaper, give him a bath, empty dishwasher, start filling, clean up breakfast stuff, take my shower, get dressed, make lunch, clean up, drop Mally off at school, put Travis down for a nap, sweep kitchen floor so Travis won't eat the crumbs, find something for Garrett to do, make my own baby food for Travis, get travis up for nap, change diaper, feed Travis, pick Mally up for school, help with homework, make dinner, the list goes on and on and on! I also am the cub scout committe chair so I have to do that stuff during th weeks, I manage my softball team, I head up my neighborhood book club. I don't do anything! Thats how much time I have on my hands!